Can you tell how happy I am to be on my way to work? I’m stoked. Yep.

Seriously, man, just retire.

(via stiffnips4wintersoldier)

sleepydumpling:

saminal:

BRISBANE FRIENDS! On Friday I am going to (note: not competing in, don’t get excited) the State Final of the Queensland Poetry Slam and I would like friends to go with. Let me know if you wanna come too.

Oh poop I wish I could go!  Break a leg!

I wish you could come too! Would be a good excuse to meet you :) And thanks but I’m not performing so hopefully I don’t break any bones.

delsinsrowes:

KATELYNN’S ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE GAMES

↳ Portal 2 (2011)

"Woah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That’s important; should have asked that first. I’m- do you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to work on the assumption that you’re still alive, and I’m just going to wait for you up ahead. I’ll wait- I’ll wait one hour. Then I’ll come back, and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I’ll bury you. All right? Brilliant! Go, team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you’re not dead."

(via iamcode)

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

It’s On Us: 

To RECOGNIZE that non-consensual sex is sexual assault.

To IDENTIFY situations in which sexual assault may occur.

To INTERVENE in situations where consent has not or cannot be given.

To CREATE an environment in which sexual assault is unacceptable and survivors are supported.

It’s On Us

Not Alone

(via drunkvanity)

boyexemplified:

vanillucks:

Why do all mra’s talk like they’re bullshitting an academic paper

this assertion is fundamentally erroneous, of course, and is merely a logical fallacy concocted by anti-male propagandists, as even the most churlish and base of individuals is cognizant to the truism that not all men

(via dachstar)

BRISBANE FRIENDS! On Friday I am going to (note: not competing in, don’t get excited) the State Final of the Queensland Poetry Slam and I would like friends to go with. Let me know if you wanna come too.

Portishead - Dummy. Easily in my top 5 albums of all time ever.

mrgolightly:

Massive Attack vs. Portishead - Teardrop on Roads

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

(via molhouse)

yeah-pretty-much:

Uni is all sandstones and shit wifi but I refused to do my lab report indoors today.

Also I am wearing a lobster and half a dozen people stopped me to tell me I looked gorgeous/beautiful/so nice/pretty/amazing which was really nice because I didn’t really have a good day. So thanks to the half a dozen people who made it nice.

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via queerladarladoo)