My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

(via phalange)

punk-roque:

it sucks nobody’s gonna like you next year

(via releasethebatz)

** ATTENTION PLEASE **

I am very very pretty

Thank you

i’d play DS games more if i didn’t keep losing my DS

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via sleepydumpling)

WAIT FAR CRY 4 IS A THING THAT WILL HAPPEN SOON WHAT?

would I like BioShock?

Wild Friday night on the couch

Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

(via frumplejames)

lofusco:

And here is my face, goodnight.

it’s winter so i want to wear my hoodie but it’s like 27C and sunny as FUCK

australia sucks

I am excited to be at work. This is my happy excited face.

MORE BUTTONS! I think I almost have enough now.

kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

saminal:

hey so i was feeling kinda down (i really need to get more sleep but i won’t and let’s not go there) so i took a bunch of pictures of myself and then fucked about with them a bit and it was fun and i feel a bit better now

pls love me some more