Those who did said, "I can."

Sam, 26, Englishman in Australia.

IT Engineer, Body Positivist, Sex Positivist,
Hungry Virgin, Agnostic Atheist.

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music, screencaps (mostly standup comedy).

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Inspired by the young couple on the train today tugging on each others’ noses in between kisses.

Inspired by the young couple on the train today tugging on each others’ noses in between kisses.

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ifthisdoesntmakemetumblrfamousnothingwill.jpg

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fidelity.jpg

Nobody writes love songs like Tim.

And look, I’m not undervaluing what we’ve got when I sayThat given the role chaos inevitably plays,And the inherently flawed notion of ‘fate’,It’s abstruse to deduce I’ve found my soulmateAt the age of seventeen.
It’s just mathematically unlikelyThat at a University in PerthI just happened to stumbleOn the one girl on EarthSpecifically designed for me.
And if I may conjecture a further objectionLove is nothing to do with destined perfection.The connection is strengthened;The affection simply grows over time,Like a flower,Or a mushroom,Or a guinea pig,Or a vine,Or a sponge,Or bigotry,Or a banana.
And love is made more powerfulBy the ongoing drama of shared experienceAnd the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathyOr something like that.

And look, I’m not undervaluing what we’ve got when I say
That given the role chaos inevitably plays,
And the inherently flawed notion of ‘fate’,
It’s abstruse to deduce I’ve found my soulmate
At the age of seventeen.

It’s just mathematically unlikely
That at a University in Perth
I just happened to stumble
On the one girl on Earth
Specifically designed for me.

And if I may conjecture a further objection
Love is nothing to do with destined perfection.
The connection is strengthened;
The affection simply grows over time,
Like a flower,
Or a mushroom,
Or a guinea pig,
Or a vine,
Or a sponge,
Or bigotry,
Or a banana.

And love is made more powerful
By the ongoing drama of shared experience
And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy
Or something like that.

.. Or maybe not as nice, but say, smarter than you?
Or, or.. dumber, but better at sports,
Or or or or.. fucking colouring?

I’m just saying I think I’d probably
Have somebody else.. 

artisticgoldfish:

artisticgoldfish:

meatloafmonster:

I fucking love my squishy <3 <3 <3 <3
(c) Alex Steinback, 2011. Adobe Photoshop.

My wonderful boyfriend! Love him sooo much <3 <3 <3

This needs to be back on my blog.

artisticgoldfish:

artisticgoldfish:

meatloafmonster:

I fucking love my squishy <3 <3 <3 <3

(c) Alex Steinback, 2011. Adobe Photoshop.

My wonderful boyfriend! Love him sooo much <3 <3 <3

This needs to be back on my blog.

(Source: welfarepenis)

Reblogged from Femme Queen