Those who did said, "I can."

Sam, 26, Englishman in Australia.

IT Engineer, Body Positivist, Sex Positivist,
Hungry Virgin, Agnostic Atheist.

Herein: Cats, a great dane, my face, haikus, random thoughts,
music, screencaps (mostly standup comedy).

My Last.FM - Pictures of Me - More About Me - Tags

  • Simon Amstell: You are my favourite member of Destiny's Child, of course.
  • Kelly Rowland: Oh, well thank you very much!
  • Simon: No problem... I thought you'd maybe defend the others..
  • Kelly: No, I like to be the favourite! Why not?!
  • Simon: Oh no, I don't want to put down the other two..
  • Kelly: No, I love them to death.
  • Simon: I love Michelle, and the other one. I love 'em.
  • Kelly: You love my Bee-bee!
  • Simon: What? Wait, now.. which one was "Bee-bee"?
  • Kelly: Oh, I'm sorry. I have nicknames for the girls. I call Michelle "Mi-mi." Bee-Bee.. Beyonce - is B.
  • Simon: Ah. So.. Beyonce.. what happened to her?

I feel at this point, we have to treat people with kindness, and love, and respect, the same way you treat a child at a party running around and saying, “I’m a helicopter!”

- Simon Amstell, Do Nothing

I’ve posted this before as stills, but it’s so awesome it deserved doing properly.