I don’t like toilet brushes. I’m not using them any more. I’m going back to toilet paper.
Jimeoin
Those who did said, "I can."
Sam, 26, Englishman in Australia.
IT Engineer, Body Positivist, Sex Positivist,
Hungry Virgin, Agnostic Atheist.
Herein: Cats, a great dane, my face, haikus, random thoughts,
music, screencaps (mostly standup comedy).
Anna Bligh, she’s a twat! Anna Bligh has no idea what she’s doing! Anna Bligh wasted all your money! She spent it all on whiskey! Anna Bligh killed a dolphin! Anna Bligh went to Seaworld and killed a dolphin. She spent all the government’s money on whiskey, went to Seaworld, grabbed a dolphin, shoved the bottle in its blowhole, and dragged the poor drunken porpoise away to kill it. She’s evil! Anna Bligh endorses feline AIDS! She’s got a special gun like a tranquilizer rifle but filled with feline AIDS she just fires into crowds to kill your cats. If you’ve got a cat, Anna Bligh will come round and give it feline AIDS. If you don’t have a cat, she’ll get your dog and dress it up as a cat and then she’ll give it feline AIDS. She took all the taxpayers’ money and spent it on cat costumes for dogs so she could give them feline AIDS and send them to kill dolphins.
Campbell “Candy” Newman
I feel at this point, we have to treat people with kindness, and love, and respect, the same way you treat a child at a party running around and saying, “I’m a helicopter!”
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Arj Barker is awesooooome.
And if you’re in Brisbane and like comedy, you should go tomorrow night.
Seriously, in stitches.
Turns out Arjy Barjy and I have something in common..
We both have immature friends.
